February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
6 posts
Doctor Who posters by Christophe Fresard
outfoxthefox:
fewofmyfavthings:
If I ever come across this again, I will never not reblog.
What Is An Amphibian?
fakescience:
The First Moonwalk
fakescience:
December 2010
6 posts
November 2010
17 posts
Wife listening to her husband talk to himself as...
James: Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?
James: Why are they crying?
James: That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those? Slippers?
James: I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?
James: ♬ We're fat ladies dancing ♬
James: Oh My God.
James: "Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!"
*he's quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he's asleep*
Kelly: You can't go to sleep
James: I can't watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?
James: They should all have to wear the sweaters.
James: Gettin' it! Gettin' it! SOLD! Where's the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn't that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.
James: Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.
James: I hope you're writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli's Brownie Mix.
James: I'm calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said "You're all getting one"
James: All those ladies are like 'Who the fuck is Jay-Z'
James: "Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese."
James: That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It's $8 a month lady.
James: Did Oprah seriously just say 'my favorite workout pants'
James: Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.
James: Well that was stupid.
Kelly: What was your favorite thing?
James: When it ended.
Why Do Cats Shed?
fakescience:
October 2010
22 posts
“I was looking up, um, ‘hot pictures of women with lobsters’ and just...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgOLj7iJTDQ#t=7m0s
What Are You Talking About? →
One of the simple tactics I used was to ask my opposing number to get specific about whatever sweeping claim they were making. Simply saying, “Can you tell us what exactly you’re talking about?” was often enough to win the argument, because as often as not there really wasn’t anything in particular. It’s not just a debating trick, though. It’s something reporters ought to be doing more. Because...
Pretend for me for one minute that you care.: I... →
-swimforthemusicthatsavesyou:
theater-geek:
dicks-oak:
zombieslutfromhell:
imnotimpressedwithyou:
Alright, if it’s not normal, then why has homosexuality been observed in almost every known species of animal?
Just reblogging because yes.
ask these people about…
Look at it on the other side:
Who cares if something is natural. My computer isn’t natural and I love the shit...
